he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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