Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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