You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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