Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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