White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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