she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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