Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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