i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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