I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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