On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Terrible idea I love it
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
