And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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