She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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