there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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