I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You took a bar mat shot.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My vagina is officially offended.
Randomize