have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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