I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
