absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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