You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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