apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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