i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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