i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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