But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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