we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
and she was petting her beer can
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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