wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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