I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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