So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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