he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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