u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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