Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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