Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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