He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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