OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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