oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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