Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
