He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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