did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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