Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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