I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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