Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Floor bacon is actually really good
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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