Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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