She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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