I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I need a beard to bite.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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