She's JV to your varsity
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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