So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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