: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
