how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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