I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
