If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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