I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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