I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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