Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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