Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My liver just had a heart attack.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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