office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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