So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Buhtt sex?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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