you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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