If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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go home
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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