Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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